Posted by: Patti Dickinson | 05/21/2019

Don’t Go Banging on my Privacy

45383578I know better. Really, I do.

I got a friend request from Derrick. His picture was of a be-speckled, middle-aged man in a suit. He looked like an attorney or a stockbroker. Not like a two-time felon or anything. Here comes the how-many-brain-cells-do-you-have part. I accepted. I figured we probably had a friend or two in common.

Not five minutes later, I get this:

“Hello Patti, I’m sorry for banging on your privacy I was hanging around when I come      across you fantastic profile page I decided to distract your intention By saying Hello to you, if possible I would want us to know ourselves more better as friends hope you are not mad at me

Sic, sic, sic, sic.

Fortunately, I am happy to say that my friends are exponentially more literate than this fellow is.

So, this guy is banging on my privacy and wanting us to know ourselves “more better“. But he needs reassurance that I am not mad at him!

This Facebook stuff is something else. It’s really comical. Is this guy looking for love in all the wrong places? Has he tried without much success? How does this fellow land on my Facebook page (my fantastic profile page) and not someone else’s? What are the chances that we cross paths in the viral world when there are a billion people on Facebook?

I unfriended him. I didn’t need the guilt of breaking his illiterate heart.

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